Dave Pigeon's book on how to deal with bad cats and keep (most of) your feathers / Swapna Haddow ; illustrated by Sheena Dempsey.
Momo rauemi: TextSeries: Haddow, Swapna, Dave Pigeon ; book 1.Whakaahuatanga: 154 pages : illustrations ; 20 cmISBN:- 9780571323302
- How to deal with bad cats and keep (most of) your feathers
- 823.92 23
Momo tuemi | Tauwāhi onāianei | Kohinga | Tau karanga | Tūnga | Rā oti | Waeherepae | Ngā puringa tuemi | |
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Children's fiction | Stratford Children's | Children's fiction | HAD (Tirotirohia te whatanga(Opens below)) | Wātea | A00775984 |
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If you can read this, you obviously understand Pigeonese. You may read my book. If you're a cat and you've learnt Pigeonese...(HA HA HA! As if a cat would be smart enough to learn Pigeonese). This must mean if you are a cat and you are able to read this, you have taken a pigeon hostage so that you can trick them into translating the Pigeonese words into Meow. I demand you release the hostage pigeon now. My book contains TOP SECRET ideas that are NONE of a cat's business." Dave Pigeon is writing a book on how he defeated Mean Cat in order to help fellow pigeons everywhere. Cats beware!
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